Monday, August 4, 2008

A Short Jamaican & Cranberry Juice

Disclaimer- (1) Identities have been masked to protect the innocent (2) I am a Jamaican

So Saturday night I attended an all white affair bbq bday celebration. All and all it was a great time with good friends, drinks and dancing.

Anyways, all was going fine until I got into it with this short lil Jamaican guy. Basically him and his other Jamaican homies had a bottle of liquor on the floor and some cups full of juice or alcohol on the FLOOR, like they were in a real club, just standing around the shit...anyway, I don't see the juice as I'm walking by and knock it over, which annoyed me because why the f do you have a cup of juice on the floor in the middle of where everyone is walking.

So then this short cunt comes up to me in his Jamaican accent and says "You drunk.... you look likyah drunk"

I'm caught of guard like "Huh, are you DRUNK?"

he repeats himself like he didn't hear me " you look likyah drunk" and then he gave me the rude boy pose just looking at me so I ignore his ass and he goes to the "bartender" (who happened to be my friend regulating the liquor) to ask for juice. I see that and I'm like hell no , so I wave to my friend and was like "Don't give him nothing".

He sees this and it infuriates him so he comes to me and says " Aye, what happened to you, me can go buy me own cranberry juice" and at this time I'm dancing looking at him and give him a smile like he is crazy cause I wasn't trying to have him mess up my fun and then I hear him saying to the people he came with"What happened to this lil' idiot gal here she don't know me can go buy me own cranberry juice".
LOL, which was hella funny to me not only because of his lil stature but because he got so angry about the cranberry juice. Anyways end of the story is he rants and raves and storms out the bbq.....stupid rass cunt....Lesson learned, don't mess with a lil angry Jamaican guy and his cranberry juice.

7 comments:

Sha Sha said...

"don't mess with a lil angry Jamaican guy and his cranberry juice."- LMAOOOO

He was a little man. He probably was nice and he was feeling himself. Luckily it didn't escalate cause we would've had to jump him.

Little men always want to challenge somebody.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the white bar across my face!!!!!!!!!

LOL at this story!!

LOL!

THE PRINCESS "CC" said...

Wow my mouth is WIDE open...

Men don't act like...now fuck boyz on the other hand...

Well ya know..

And he short...girl that's like asking for some shit...

ya digs

Be careful out there!

Smooches,
CC

THE PRINCESS "CC" said...

^^^^^Men don't act like THAT^^^^^

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooooooooo. this is so funny.. iam cracking up.. good jamaican writing..

Jweezy said...

yup princes cc men now a days will step to you like you a nigga..gots to be careful

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