Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dating Story 1: Vomit In My Mouth

Yes, I am single and boy do I have some stories to tell but thats another day. So recently I've been talking to this one guy, I met him through J-weezy's boyfriend (his crew and me, a whole 'nother story as well..lol)

So me and this guy, lets call him Jamal, have been on two dates. I won't front I enjoyed myself but there were no vibes. Meaning he was someone cool to hang out nothing more nothing less. My friends kept saying give him a chance, cause to be honest from the jump I wasnt really feeling him. But hey I dont have a man, Im hungry so why not fill my stomach.

But this sentence is where it all went downhill, "I want to lick you all over". EXCUSE ME!!!! Who the F are you talking to? Now I have been "nice", hardly drunk and I know better than to text while drinking. So on a drunken night he texts me that. First that just showed me you can't 'hold your liquor', man up. Secondly, you have no control. Like ill.

I let him know it made me feel uncomfortable and not to do it anymore, but then this ass did it again. It turned me off so much I believe I vomited in my mouth. He sealed his future with me, meaning there was no future. So the hunt for my boo continues ...

5 comments:

Jweezy said...

yuck ill..how lame! LOL @ vomit in your mouth....you will find him when the time is right grasshopper, trust....

K@LiENTe said...

LMMFAO, i feel you girl..i was kickin it with BACON RANCH (2nd blog entry) and he started takin sexual and i was like ewwwww, i completely stopped talkin to him. like farreal. because first off he was a big dude and he was my first "BIG BOY" friend...

Sha Sha said...

LOL...I don't know what these dudes are thinking sometimes. I just met you, I don't even know if I like you yet, chillout homeboy.

Or maybe we're just that fly!

A.M. said...

yea...those are the type of guys you have to stay away from. I knew one of those and I had to cut him off real quick...reference post: "Snipped snipped with the quickness" in June. I strongly believe that 2nd chances are okay...but 3rds are a waste of your time especially when it deals with disrespect.

Sha Sha said...

I totally agree. Sometimes its better to let them go then stick around and hope things get better.